Ed: don’t take the brown, purple, or red lines home, its a giant cluster fuck
HOW THE EL (see what I did there) DO I GET HOME I LIVE ON THE NORTH SIDE?!
guess its time to get creative with some bus routes.
HOW THE EL (see what I did there) DO I GET HOME I LIVE ON THE NORTH SIDE?!
guess its time to get creative with some bus routes.
As my car is in the shop due to the catalytic converter being stolen, my insurance co offered to pay for a rental until its fixed.
I called Enterprise on Friday to get one but they were booked up for the weekend so they told me someone would come pick me up at 730 on Tuesday morning.
730 this morning I called to confirm and guy #1 tells me someone is on their way.
745: I call back to make sure they have the right phone number because my insur co can never seem to get it right. They do, but he tells me he actually transferred my file to the location 4 blocks from my house and they are sending out a driver.
810: at this point, if I need to take the train to work I need to be leaving NOW. I call the new location and guy #2 assures me someone will be there momentarily, they sent him out 20 minutes ago.
830: call back because it’s alarming to me it takes 40 minutes to go 4 blocks and at this rate I could have walked to the new location. I’m also concerned because I know I need to fill out paperwork and I needed to have been walking out the door with the car keys by this point to make it to work on time. Guy #2 again assures me someone is about to be at my house.
845: I call back again demanding they contact the driver because I’ve now been waiting over an hour and I’m officially late for work, even under most-efficient check out procedure scenario. Guy #2 says hell call the driver. I’m on hold for 12 minutes.
857: I call back and get the manager. At this point I’m less than friendly. Manager tells me “they were super bust and haven’t had a chance to process your reservation yet, once we do that well send out a driver.”
SO NO ONE EVER SENT OUT A DRIVER DESPITE TELLING ME 4x THAT SOMEONE WOULD BE AT MY HOUSE MOMENTARILY.
IM NOW ON THE TRAIN AND WILL BE AN HOUR FUCKING LATE TO WORK.
I hate everything and every one.
AMERICUHCori’s skirts are the prettiest ever!!
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College throwback drink
How cute is my bike-the-drive managing boyfran? So cute. Good work boo!!!!

That annoying as fuck moment when you realize you spent 2 hours getting ready and actually doing hair/makeup only to have your tummy bloat up like a balloon due to some combination of French toast, popcorn, pickles, and sugar free Popsicles (yes, I ate like shit today, thanks) and the thought of wearing pants with buttons for more than 5 minutes makes you want to cry.
Guess its back to the Lulus and couch. I hate myself for eating like a moron all day.
:(
What my weekend looks like, in a nutshell
“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez
#gooddeeds
I like Rahm :)
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One hour and 51 minutes to be exact.
TWO FUCKING HOURS
I hate everything and everyone. Drowning my frustration in reisens and sweetarts.
GAHHH
Pride and Prejudice - Jane AustenThe Lord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of NiceaWuthering Heights - Emily BronteNineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanGreat Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du MaurierThe Hobbit - JRR TolkienBirdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey NiffeneggerMiddlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott FitzgeraldBleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis CarrollThe Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles DickensChronicles of Narnia - CS LewisEmma - Jane AustenPersuasion - Jane AustenThe Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS LewisThe Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur GoldenWinnie the Pooh - AA MilneAnimal Farm - George OrwellThe Da Vinci Code - Dan BrownOne Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM MontgomeryFar From The Madding Crowd - Thomas HardyThe Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William GoldingAtonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella GibbonsSense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz ZafonA Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous HuxleyThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark HaddonLove In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia MarquezOf Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice SeboldCount of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas HardyBridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman RushdieMoby Dick - Herman MelvilleOliver Twist - Charles DickensDracula - Bram StokerThe Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill BrysonUlysses - James JoyceThe Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur RansomeGerminal - Emile ZolaVanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS ByattA Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David MitchellThe Color Purple - Alice WalkerThe Remains of the Day - Kazuo IshiguroMadame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch AlbomAdventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid BlytonHeart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil ShuteThe Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald DahlLes Miserables - Victor Hugo
Total: 54. English Major WHAT UP.
(Source: antoinetheswan)