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Life is a Theatre

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Rage

As my car is in the shop due to the catalytic converter being stolen, my insurance co offered to pay for a rental until its fixed.

I called Enterprise on Friday to get one but they were booked up for the weekend so they told me someone would come pick me up at 730 on Tuesday morning.

730 this morning I called to confirm and guy #1 tells me someone is on their way.

745: I call back to make sure they have the right phone number because my insur co can never seem to get it right. They do, but he tells me he actually transferred my file to the location 4 blocks from my house and they are sending out a driver.

810: at this point, if I need to take the train to work I need to be leaving NOW. I call the new location and guy #2 assures me someone will be there momentarily, they sent him out 20 minutes ago.

830: call back because it’s alarming to me it takes 40 minutes to go 4 blocks and at this rate I could have walked to the new location. I’m also concerned because I know I need to fill out paperwork and I needed to have been walking out the door with the car keys by this point to make it to work on time. Guy #2 again assures me someone is about to be at my house.

845: I call back again demanding they contact the driver because I’ve now been waiting over an hour and I’m officially late for work, even under most-efficient check out procedure scenario. Guy #2 says hell call the driver. I’m on hold for 12 minutes.

857: I call back and get the manager. At this point I’m less than friendly. Manager tells me “they were super bust and haven’t had a chance to process your reservation yet, once we do that well send out a driver.”

SO NO ONE EVER SENT OUT A DRIVER DESPITE TELLING ME 4x THAT SOMEONE WOULD BE AT MY HOUSE MOMENTARILY.

IM NOW ON THE TRAIN AND WILL BE AN HOUR FUCKING LATE TO WORK.

I hate everything and every one.

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How cute is my bike-the-drive managing boyfran? So cute. Good work boo!!!!

How cute is my bike-the-drive managing boyfran? So cute. Good work boo!!!!

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That annoying as fuck moment when you realize you spent 2 hours getting ready and actually doing hair/makeup only to have your tummy bloat up like a balloon due to some combination of French toast, popcorn, pickles, and sugar free Popsicles (yes, I ate like shit today, thanks) and the thought of wearing pants with buttons for more than 5 minutes makes you want to cry.

Guess its back to the Lulus and couch. I hate myself for eating like a moron all day. 

:(

That annoying as fuck moment when you realize you spent 2 hours getting ready and actually doing hair/makeup only to have your tummy bloat up like a balloon due to some combination of French toast, popcorn, pickles, and sugar free Popsicles (yes, I ate like shit today, thanks) and the thought of wearing pants with buttons for more than 5 minutes makes you want to cry.

Guess its back to the Lulus and couch. I hate myself for eating like a moron all day.

:(

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pearlsandcasebooks:

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Total: 54. English Major WHAT UP.

(Source: antoinetheswan)